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Penn State Altoona hosts Smeal College of Business visit Oct. 20
Representatives from Penn State’s Smeal College of Business will visit Penn State Altoona on Tuesday, Oct. 20, from noon to 3 p.m. in the Pond View Lounge of the Slep Student Center.
New Hanover County schools to expand student mental health supports with $7.5 million grant
New Hanover County Schools and Coastal Horizons Center will work together to expand student mental-health services through a five-year, $7.5 million federal grant awarded to Coastal Horizons.
Sundance documentary about teacher\'s famous \'Blue Eyes/Brown Eyes\' experiment coming to West Art
A buzzworthy documentary about a teacher’s pioneering experiment to teach students about racism will be screened at West Art this weekend.
APSU alumna Sharon A. Dunn endows scholarship for Tri-County business students
Austin Peay State University has received a gift from Sharon A. Dunn, a 1973 graduate of the College of Business.
Biomedical Studies, NSF-Funded Science, Student-Led Projects, and More on NASA’s SpaceX CRS-35
More than two dozen ISS National Lab-sponsored investigations launched on SpaceX CRS-35, advancing regenerative medicine, NSF-funded science, and education.
Manufacturing tour celebrates industry, highlights challenges
A bus carrying lawmakers, students and business leaders rolled through the Tri-Cities as part of a statewide tour highlighting Washington manufacturers and their role in the economy.
Student-loan borrowers' timing to pick new repayment plan is shifting
More student-loan borrowers are receiving notices that they have an extra 30 days to leave the SAVE repayment plan, extending the transition deadline.
Virginia Western and Radford University sign 3 new agreements to create seamless transfer for medical laboratory science degree
Partnership responds to region’s healthcare needs ROANOKE – Virginia Western Community College and Radford University celebrated a strengthened partnership on Monday, Oct. 12, that will enable seamless transfer for students in three health-related programs. Virginia Western President Laura J. Treanor and Radford President Bret Danilowicz signed the articulation agreements in a ceremony on the Virginia Western campus. Virginia […]
Carson College student consultants move regional businesses forward
Regional businesses can receive a semester of consulting support from WSU Vancouver business students, guided by faculty and experienced business leaders, at no cost.
Health-related product delivery on the horizon for Ohio State’s Grubhub Rovers
Ohio State Dining Services will partner with the Wilce Student Health Center to potentially use Grubhub Rovers to deliver health-related products to students, with hopes to launch around fall break to combat cold weather-related illnesses. Abby Hertzfeld, senior director of Dining Services, said health product deliveries should launch around fall break, Hertzfeld said. Jason Goodman, […]
Bond Symposium puts spotlight on science
Students will learn from — and present to — alumni who have excelled in science-related careers.
SUNY Cortland adds environmental science major
The new interdisciplinary program allows students to pursue interests in biology, chemistry, geology and other areas.
Material connections: Jeff DiMaio builds businesses and gives back to Clemson University
For nearly 30 years, DiMaio has remained deeply embedded in the Clemson Family as a student, faculty member, business owner, father and advisory board member.
438 Alexandria Students Step Inside the World of Health-Care Careers
Inova professionals introduced 438 Alexandria City High School students to health-care careers ranging from chemotherapy and surgery to respiratory therapy, radiology and nursing.
Educators Should Embrace the 'Science of Math.' Here's Why (Opinion)
A neuroscientist explains why research is so critical to students’ understanding of numbers.
Gen Z women want politicians who can make the ‘American dream’ feel attainable
An organizer with the Ohio Student Association said students bring up the cost of gas, weighing if it’s cheaper to commute or live on campus. They also talk about whether to get an unpaid internship or work a job out of their field of study to save money.
Meet Iris Shen, the 17-year-old Texas student who used clams as a model for testing blood-cancer drugs, found a drug combination that slowed tumor growth, and won a $150,000 Regeneron Science Talent Search prize
Iris Shen, a 17-year-old student from The Woodlands, Texas, has earned third place and a $150,000 award in the 2026 Regeneron Science Talent Search for an unusually creative approach to blood-cancer research. Instead of relying only on conventional laboratory models, Shen tested a potential cancer drug in clams to determine whether these animals could serve as an animal model for blood-cancer drug discovery.
Student group screens documentary to raise awareness of women’s health
At a Sunday evening film screening hosted by the Yale Student Film Festival, the stories of seven diverse women living with endometriosis came to life and called attention to the daily struggles that come with the condition.
WesternU College of Health Sciences celebrates 40 years of collaboration, mentorship and humanism
Western University of Health Sciences College of Health Sciences celebrated its 40th anniversary by honoring the pioneers who built the college’s foundation and by raising money to benefit students.
WesternU College of Health Sciences celebrates 40 years of collaboration, mentorship and humanism
Western University of Health Sciences College of Health Sciences celebrated its 40th anniversary by honoring the pioneers who built the college’s foundation and by raising money to benefit students.
More students are ruling out colleges based on politics, poll finds
Art & Science Group found that the share of students who decided against a college based entirely on its home state’s politics rose to 34% this summer.
October Faculty Council Meeting covers faculty satisfaction, enrollment growth and School of Data and Information Science
The council also heard from Eric Hastie, a teaching associate professor in the Department of Biology, who discussed adjustments made to BIOL 101L: Introductory Biology Laboratory courses intended to accommodate more students.
Political Considerations Increasingly Shape College Decision
The third iteration of the Art & Science Group poll finds that more students on both the left and the right are ruling out institutions based on the political climate of their states.
Fresno Discover Center partnership brings STEAM activities to Fresno students
The Fresno Discovery Center is expanding access to science through a partnership with Fresno Unified School District's after-school programs.
Seminole Science Students Build Complex Robots Ahead of Local Tournaments
Seminole County's best source of news since 1908. This local newspaper covers Sanford, Lake Mary, Altamonte Springs, Longwood, Oviedo, Casselberry, Geneva and parts of Volusia County such as Deltona, DeBary and Osteen.
Lynx Meet Potential Future Employers at the Colorado Business School Career Fair
CU Denver students got early access to the Colorado Business School Career Fair that took place at Empower Field on Oct 9. More than 77 employers tabled
New York opting in on Trump administration's education tax credit
The Internal Revenue Service issued proposed regulations in how the credit will be run.
World-famous science educator Bill Nye believes in Titans: ‘You're going to change the world’
As part of Cal State Fullerton's "Beyond the Conversation" series, Bill Nye encouraged students to embrace their curiosity and critical thinking skills.
The sharpest minds of world university sports meet in Liaocheng
Competition is underway as the best student chess and bridge players work to make their way to the podiums. The Liaocheng 2026 FISU World University Championship Mind Sports opened on the weekend with a captivating opening ceremony. The ceremony featured a wonderful performance that fully incorporated elements of the “Two Rivers” culture, displaying the vitality […]
EIU Hosts Small Business Fest to Showcase Local Student-Run and Community-Run Businesses
Eastern Illinois University hosted its Small Business Fest on Oct. 10, 2026, bringing together local businesses and student ran shops to showcase their products, services and work in the community. Production: Zak Rojahn
ULM symposium to feature business leaders, student competitions
The University of Louisiana Monroe announced that the College of Business and Social Sciences will host its annual symposium Oct. 12-17.
Bismarck middle school builds lasting behavioral health program
Simle Middle School has turned a $150k state grant into an ongoing behavioral health program that brings a Sanford Health psychologist to campus to work with students and school staff.
Over 70 vendors attend Small Business Fest at Eastern
From food trucks to portraits, EIU’s Small Business Festival hosted 73 vendors when it returned to campus Saturday, spanning from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Entrepreneurship Club President Emily Larsen said the event is meant to give students with businesses an opportunity to be seen. “We want to give them a cheap, affordable opportunity to start their businesses or grow here in...
STC Staff of the Year turns Experience into Service
Valeria Tovar’s commitment to students recently earned her recognition as South Texas College’s inaugural 2026 Staff Employee of the Year award for the Technology Campus and Regional Center for Public Safety Excellence (RCPSE), one of five employees recognized collegewide.
RAJAN: You should care about politics
Political apathy is the greatest threat to our democratic health. As students, we have the power to promote progress by engaging with politics.
Sponsors sought for Bukidnon students’ South Korea science tilt
Sponsors are needed for high school students in Bukidnon who qualified to compete in an international science contest in South Korea in December.
Honda lends a helping hand to the next generation of roboticists
Honda did not just lend Arizona State University students a lab bench this September. It lent them a hand.A very advanced one.
UA Little Rock students explore the future through new artificial intelligence degree
From asking a chatbot a question to encountering facial recognition technology or riding in a self-driving car, today’s students are interacting with artificial intelligence in more ways than ever before. Students in the University of Arkansas at Little Rock’s new Bachelor of Science in Artificial Intelligence want to do more than simply use AI. They ... UA Little Rock students explore the future through new artificial intelligence degree
Six College of Medicine students headed to national AMA Research Challenge
Six Penn State College of Medicine students have advanced to the 2026 American Medical Association Research Challenge.
Goizueta Business School expands AI research, student fellowships
Emory University’s Goizueta Business School publicly launched its Center for AI in Finance this week to advance research, student education, and industry collaboration.
Business Insider: How Would the $70,000 Fee on International Students Working in the US Impact Schools and Grads? 2 Lawyers Break It Down.
Partner Aaron Blumberg discusses how a proposed $70,000 fee for international students seeking US work authorization could affect students, universities and employers.
Mentorship Matters: How Mark Belk Shapes Independent Seekers of Truth
BYU alumnus Brenden Orocu reflects on how he was impacted by Professor Mark Belk, demonstrating the importance of mentorship for college students.
Better Business Bureau warns of student loan scams
Paying your student loans is a stressful process but if you’re not careful, you could fall victim to a scam.
Greater San Diego Science and Engineering Fair Students Win 8 Awards at the 76th Regeneron International Science and Engineering Fair
/PRNewswire/ -- The 76th Regeneron International Science and Engineering Fair (ISEF), the world's largest precollege science and engineering competition,...
Data-based art serves as novel teaching tool for Oakland students
Climate change art on Northeastern’s Oakland campus shows Bay Area toxins under rising tides from El Niño.
Converting Waste to Black Gold
CALS student Joy Camenisch, a double major in animal science and agroecology, spent the summer in Spain, where she researched how composted manure can replace synthetic fertilizer.
WVU Medicine Student Health flu vaccine clinics planned
The flu vaccine clinics are open to faculty, staff, students, alumni, and community members. No appointment is needed, but participants must bring their insurance cards.
Small businesses, big lessons: How UT San Antonio interns help entrepreneurs grow
At the Valdez Institute for Economic Development, students trade classroom theory for real clients and real stakes.
Schoellkopfs expand support for IU Columbus mental health counseling program
More students and residents across South Central Indiana will have access to mental health counseling services and counselor training opportunities at Indiana University Columbus thanks to Tom and Barbara Schoellkopf.
Ten kamaʻāina explorers join deep-sea expedition around the Hawaiian Islands
Ten local scientists, students, and educators are currently sailing aboard Ocean Exploration Trust’s Exploration Vessel (E/V) Nautilus for a 20-day expedition to explore previously unsurveyed deep-sea habitats around the Hawaiian Islands and within Papahānaumokuākea National Marine Sanctuary.
‘You are enough’: BMX riders roll into South Division with mental health and anti-bullying message
South Division High School students watched professional BMX riders flip and fly while learning about resilience, kindness and personal growth.
California high school football team forfeits game amid controversy
California's Piner High School forfeited a football game due to a shortage of healthy linemen, a day after students walked out over a captain's post.
Michael Douglas says he sold almost 200 pounds of weed to pay for his college tuition
“I’m not recommending this approach. It clearly would have been more responsible (and legal) to apply for a student loan.”
Mental health starts with us: A call to care for Natchez
Alcorn State University psychology student urges Natchez residents to make mental health a year ’round community conversation by checking in on themselves and ...
Franciscan Health, Diocese of Gary partner for Respect Life celebration
DYER, Ind. – More than 600 Catholic school students from across Northwest Indiana gathered at Franciscan Health Dyer last week for the 33rd annual Respect Life Celebration. The event, co-hosted by Franciscan Health and the Diocese of Gary during Respect Life Month, aims to celebrate life at all stages with the goal of drawing attention to the lives lost to abortion. The theme for this year’s Respect Life Month is “Mary, Mother of Life.” The Most Rev. Bishop Robert J. McClory of the Diocese of Gary presided over the service. Bishop McClory used the analogy of pumpkin farming
Israel's hottest degrees: medicine leads demand as AI expands, computer science declines
Some 350,900 students are expected at 57 institutions, a 2.1% increase; around 70,000 served in the military reserves last year, while women account for 58.6% of enrollment and 61% finish bachelor's degrees on time, versus 43% across the OECD
New statewide data shows youth mental health is improving and students feel safer in Pa. schools
HARRISBURG — A statewide survey of more than 267,000 Pennsylvania students shows that investments under the Shapiro-Davis administration in youth...
Wayne Regional Agricultural Fair Announces Friday Winners in Science Contest and Educational Booth Competition
GOLDSBORO, N.C. - The Wayne Regional Agricultural Fair continued its celebration of student achievement, creat...
Health Fair Miami
Gabrielle Carter, a student at the Barry University School of Podiatric Medicine, cleans feet during the annual foot washing and health fair held by the Dade County Street Response at
Billionaire boarding school drops $17M on superyacht for science class
Le Rosey in Switzerland, the world's most expensive boarding school, has taken delivery of a $17 million solar-electric superyacht just so that the students can leave campus to study sailing, ocean...
Pierpont's School of Health Sciences hosts inaugural 5K
The event promotes healthy living while raising funds for student scholarships and support services.
Pierpont's School of Health Sciences hosts inaugural 5K
The event promotes healthy living while raising funds for student scholarships and support services.
Aurora breaks ground on new high school for students pursuing healthcare careers
Construction broke ground this week on a new school in Aurora, Colorado's first-ever Health Sciences High School.
Inside Silicon Valley's bet on a new path to landing a job in the AI era
Andreessen Horowitz-backed Horowitz Andreessen Academy is betting that "proof of work" and AI skills can offer some students an alternative to the traditional college path.
‘Primetime’ reveals the story behind ‘To Catch a Predator’
Lance Oppenheim’s A24 film goes behind the scenes of the sting house. FSU and TSC students react to Robert Pattinson’s Chris Hansen.
HASNAIN: The mental health taboo and its many adverse effects
Yet, I write this not to propose some novel solution on finding inner peace and instead hope to push students to capitalize on existing reliable resources.
Amazon Small Business Event: Empowering the Next Generation and Scaling Service-Based Entrepreneurs
Join Hera Hub and Amazon for a hands-on workshop designed to help aspiring entrepreneurs and established service-based business owners bring new products to life. Amazon experts and small business owners will provide practical guidance, useful tools, and actionable next steps to launch a product and build a business with Amazon. This event is free but space is limited to 60 participants and will fill up. The event includes a light breakfast and lunch. Participants will choose from two specialized tracks based on their goals and stage of business. TRACK 1: NEXT GENERATION From Product Idea to Online Store Designed for aspiring young entrepreneurs, from junior high students through college and beyond, who have a product idea or want to explore the world of e-commerce. Amazon small business owners and Amazon experts will review topics such as: • How to develop and refine a product idea • How to set up and sell products on Amazon • What to consider when pricing, marketing, and fulfilling orders • Practical next steps for moving from idea to launch Whether participants already have a product in mind or are simply curious about entrepreneurship, this track will help them see what is possible and give them a roadmap to get started. TRACK 2: SERVICE EXPANSION Turn Your Expertise Into a Product Designed for consultants, coaches, speakers, creatives, and other service-based entrepreneurs who want to expand beyond trading time for money. Participants will explore how to transform their knowledge and expertise into tangible products such as: • Books and workbooks • Journals and planners • Card decks • Educational tools and resources Amazon small business owners will share how they identified viable product opportunities and created a product that can generate revenue beyond their one-on-one services. An Amazon expert will also review self-publishing and other ways to build a business with Amazon. By the end of the workshop, participants will leave with greater clarity, practical guidance, and a tangible next step toward launching or expanding their product-based business. The event includes a light breakfast and lunch. This event is free but space is limited to 60 participants and will fill up.
New University of Missouri meat science lab opens, named after former Missouri governor
The new laboratory, named after former Governor Mike Parson, offers new meat science opportunities for students.
STEMsters gives younger learners hands-on science experience
This school year, seniors Mohashin Tasfiya, Raisa Kamal, Amber Liu, and Saniha Jasrah, brought a new chapter of the STEMsters, a non-profit organization originally created in California, to Townsend Harris High School. The association aims to expose STEM topics to younger students through hands-on-projects, inspiring them for their future careers. STEMsters meets after school with...
Flu levels low across Wisconsin, health officials urge early vaccination
Health officials saw a small uptick a few weeks ago as students went back to school, but those levels have since come down slightly.
France's school protests are about more than broken classrooms
Students taking to the streets in France have become a focal point in the country's increasingly polarised politics.
Former NC State Sports Medicine Director faces Wake County Judge in sexual abuse case
Former NC State Sports Medicine Director Robert Murphy appeared in Wake County court Friday on 32 charges related to sexual abuse allegations involving former student-athletes.
Halloween-themed science exhibit in Pocatello seeking volunteers
POCATELLO – An annual science exhibit that offers students a fun, spooky-themed, hands-on learning experience needs more volunteers to staff it. The 2026 Haunted Science Laboratory, a family-friendly, interactive science exhibit full of interactive demonstrations, will have its public day on Oct. 24, but field trips will begin on Thursday, Oct. 15. With this day […]
White Hall senior named Miss Arkansas’ Teen 2026, advocates for student mental health
Bedford Co. students launch business, plan to introduce products at Fall Foliage Festival
How federal college sports regulation would impact USC student-athletes
A recently passed Senate bill could reshape the college sports landscape
How federal college sports regulation would impact USC student-athletes
A recently passed Senate bill could reshape the college sports landscape
College of Charleston graduate students study Charleston Harbor health
College of Charleston graduate students shared their research from studying topics like the Charleston Harbor at the college’s annual marine science colloquium at Fort Johnson on Friday.
From family practice to business leadership: Dr. Michael App continues his journey at Davenport
Michael App, M.D., is a lifelong resident of Grand Rapids and a busy man. He runs his own private medical practice, leads the largest network of independent physicians in West Michigan, serves as medical director for Interim Hospice and Home Health Care of West Michigan, and is a student at Davenport University.
Assistant Professor of Climate Data Science | The Journal of Blacks in Higher Education
Boston University invites applications for a faculty position at the rank of Assistant Professor in the Department of Earth Environment. This tenure-track position in Climate Data Science , beginning on July 1, 2027, is part of the ongoing cluster hire in Environmental Data Science and complements faculty searches within the Faculty of Computing and Data Science.rnrnWe particularly welcome candidates whose research focuses on the physical basis of climate, climate variability, and climate change, and who employ data science methodologies to deepen our understanding of how the climate system is changing and how these changes affect the global environment. Areas of interest include—but are not limited to—the changing frequency and intensity of extreme weather events; interactions between the atmosphere and terrestrial, oceanic, biospheric, and cryospheric systems; and improved understanding of Earth system predictability at seasonal, decadal, and longer time scales. We envision this position playing a central role in connecting and enhancing existing departmental strengths in climate-related research and teaching, including terrestrial and marine biogeosciences, land surface and coastal processes, paleoclimatology, energy and economic policy, and environmental sustainability. This faculty member will also contribute to university-wide interdisciplinary initiatives — including the Urban Biogeoscience and Environmental Health (URBAN) program, the Institute for Global Sustainability, and the Center for Climate and Health at the School of Public Health — and is expected to develop collaborative ties with the Faculty of Computing and Data Sciences, where shared interests in machine learning, large-scale data analytics, and Earth system modeling provide natural ground for joint advising, co-teaching, and grant development. This hire reflects our commitment to advancing interdisciplinary scholarship at the intersection of climate and data science. This position contributes to the University convergence themes of Global Sustainability as well as Artificial Intelligence, Data Science, Computing that are core pillars of BU's cross-disciplinary research priorities.rnrn Position Qualifications:rn Candidates should have a PhD or equivalent degree, demonstrated ability to obtain external funding to support their program of research and scholarship, and a commitment to excellence and innovation in teaching, education, and mentorship of students. The successful applicant will be expected to supervise graduate research in Ph.D. programs, teach at all levels in the Earth Environment curriculum, and maintain an externally funded research program. We seek applicants whose research complement strengths in the Department and around the University. For more information about the Department, see
AI Symposium on Research and Teaching Across the Humanities and Social Sciences
The College of Arts and Sciences is delighted to invite faculty, staff, and students from across campus to join us for the AI Symposium on Research and Teaching Across the Humanities and Social Sciences, scheduled on October, 29 from 9.00 am – 2.30 pm in the University Center Conference Room 315. The symposium will bring together… Continue Reading
New St. Mike’s Co-op program has successful start this summer, a win-win for students and local businesses
Ahead of the official launch this fall, one Saint Michael’s College student successfully completed the first honors co-op this summer, serving as a guinea
Deep-sea expedition around the Hawaiian Islands includes 10 local scientists, students, educators
The expedition will utilize remotely operated vehicles and seafloor mapping technologies to explore never-before-seen ridges, seamounts and abyssal plains throughout the Hawaiian Archipelago.
Ohio State alumnus David Jacobs’ interest in investing yields high return for students
David C. Jacobs began plotting his career path early in high school. It would begin at The Ohio State University with a bachelor’s degree in finance and marketing before continuing on Wall Street as a stockbroker. “It didn’t quite work out as planned,” he said. “But my time at Ohio State afforded me the opportunity to pivot quickly int...
STEM space in Upper Marlboro encourages kids to enter science careers
At Melwood Elementary School, teachers are making STEM lessons fun for students. News4’s Molette Green is in the community.
Two 4-H State Council members begin next chapter at Penn State
Two members of the 2026 Pennsylvania 4-H State Council are attending Penn State’s College of Agricultural Sciences this fall as first-year students.
Meharry Medical College’s G.O.A.L.S. Celebrates Five Years of Inspiring Middle School Students Through Hands-On Science and Health Exploration
Nashville, Tenn. – For five years, Meharry Medical College has been planting seeds of possibility in young minds through G.O.A.L.S.—Go Out and Love Science—an immersive, hands-on experience designed to introduce middle school students to science, medicine, dentistry and health-related careers. Recently, nearly 200 sixth, seventh and eighth graders from Haynes Middle School came to Meharry’s
Are colleges doing enough to support students' mental health? Join our live audience.
"Connections" goes on the road to The Little Theatre for a conversation about mental health on college and university campuses. We'd like you to join us.
Trump Jr. blames left for political violence during U of Iowa visit
Donald Trump Jr. and Ben Shapiro rallied University of Iowa students to vote in the upcoming midterm elections.
Wisconsin TV show looks for entrepreneurs, young and old
Wisconsin’s own “Shark Tank” is looking for ideas from businesses and students, from CEOs to 13-year-olds, to make life better.
A ‘LaPolitics’ Q&A with House Education Chair Laurie Schlegel
What do you think are the main drivers causing Louisiana student test scores to rise? House Education Chair Laurie Schlegel: A great deal of credit goes to Superintendent Cade Brumley, who was hired in 2020 and built a strong team with a clear vision. He worked with the Legislature to implement reforms focused on the […]
UW-River Falls student and home health aide named to UW Regents
Governor Tony Evers appointed Delani Dow for a two-year term.
Steam Saturdays classes return this fall at Suncoast science center fab lab
High school student instructors lead younger students through hands-on projects
Youth Programs Ignite Student’s Passion for Plant Biology and Global Food Security
Summer outreach programs and a youth institute inspired a high schooler to explore plant biology and take part in an international agricultural research internship, before enrolling at NC State, where he’s helping address agricultural challenges and world hunger.
BLM recruits future workforce at Missouri University of Science and Technology career fair
At the Missouri University of Science and Technology’s (Missouri S&T) fall career fair on September 22, 2026, BLM staff from the Northeastern States District engaged with students to recruit the next generation of public land stewards.
From the school store to the real world: Princeton students put business skills to work
Iowa Stops Hunger recap: A conversation on campus hunger
Mallary Allen empathizes with students who struggle with food insecurity because she used to be one herself. When she was in college, she became a parent and used programs like SNAP and WIC. “It was kind of scary for me,” she said. “It would have been helpful, maybe, to share what I was going through,…
How students can find therapy and other mental health resources
About 70% of college students experienced a mental health concern in the past year, according to a 2026 national survey from United Healthcare. The University of Georgia Counseling and Psychiatric
Dear business students, career obsession is killing your curiosity
Each year, top- and mid-tier firms have become increasingly predatory and pushed recruitment timelines earlier into our academic careers. The situation is so dire that it has become a joke among bu…